Wine/Whine???

So there's something that's been bothering me lately, and it's all this business about whining!

Mom is always going on about how she needs some wine after a day with me, but I don't get why because I give her more than enough whining...and she certainly doesn't seem to appreciate it then? Why is Dad's wine better than mine?

Oh and then there's all these lovely glasses of stuff people drink and won't let me sip, while making making comments about me and wine...what's the big deal, I'm only whining cause you won't let me drink it!

Oooooooooooh, I wanna sip, I wanna sip!

Ag Dad, I'm nearly there, so kindly let go my foot!